Only in Alaska...

{Only in Alaska} 

Is there a beautiful view like this downtown, with snow capped mountains glittering in the distance.

 {Only in Alaska}

Is there a rack of this many guns in the middle of the Outdoor Section of Walmart.

 {Only in Alaska}

Are there this many knives on display for immediate sale, also in the Outdoor Section of Walmart.

 {Only in Alaska}

Does my husband come out of Super Cuts looking instead like he came out of the early nineties.

 {Only in Alaska}

Is there a "Reindeer Favorites" section of the Denny's menu.  

Reindeer omelet anyone?

 {Only in Alaska}

Do they ice skate inside on a pink rink.

 {Only in Alaska}

Do they serve you {delicious} pizza on a plate with a moose on it!

 {Only in Alaska}

Are they cuh-razy about driving one way in parking lots.

 {Only in Alaska}

Do they have plug ins on their bumpers to warm their cars up during arctic temperatures.

 {Only in Alaska}

Is there Snow Melt sections of the sidewalk where one can stand on a patch of pavement that is not frozen or iced over.

{Only in Alaska}

Do the fire hydrants have huge red & white striped poles sticking out of the top so they can be located after the road has been plowed & the actual hydrant is buried in five feet of snow.

Good grief.

What have I gotten myself into???