Ten Ways Having a Little Boy is Like Your 7th Grade Boyfriend

1. You are the center of his universe

2. He constantly wants to hold your hand

3. You are in charge of the social calendar

4. He can be rendered speechless by a hug & a kiss

5. He thinks you are the most beautiful girl he's ever seen

6. When he's not sure what he's feeling, he turns to you to express it for him

7. He will give/make you cheap jewelry

8. He writes you ineloquent, poorly spelled love letters that you can't bear to throw away

9. He can't imagine what he did to deserve you in his life, but he's forever grateful you're his

10. Imagining the inevitable future the two of you face will break your heart